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ballpark frank 

When one of your friends gets loaded, you pull down his pants in back and lay a hotdog in his buttcrack. It is usually garnished with ketchup and mustard.
When Steve passes out, we're totally going to ballpark frank him. When he wakes up, he is gonna be PISSED.
ballpark frank by Ryan Harline November 1, 2007

Ballpark Frank 

When you screw a girl that is on her period, pull out, and apply mustard to your penis and reinsert.
Guy 1: Hey, how was your night last night with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awesome! Fucking Ballpark Franked her!
Guy 1: Wow, really?
Guy 2: AWWWWW YEAAAHHH
Ballpark Frank by sonic_knx September 26, 2010

Ballpark Frank 

It is when you stick your dick between a pair of buttcheeks and rub back and forth, resembling a hot dog going into a bun. Hence, the ballpark frank.
"I'm gonna ballpark frank Meredith this weekend."

"Would you like a ballpark frank?"

"I was giving Kate the ballpark frank."
Ballpark Frank by ablizzy May 8, 2012

Ballpark frank 

When you and your girl are at a baseball game and y’all make it on the big screen she starts sucking your dick with mustard and ketchup
Cole: Dude Stephanie gave me the best ballpark frank ever at that Astros game lastnight
Ballpark frank by Lazycoffee November 17, 2019

Ballpark Frank 

A sexual act which involves a man sticking his penis between a woman’s FUPA particularly after she’s built up a sweat (extra seasoning)
Hey Charles how’d it go last night?

She took me out to the ball game, she gave me a Ballpark Frank!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026