Ballottery

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.

There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.

Ballottery by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010

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Bampottery

Originated from the famous history teacher, Mr Ossowski. To act like, or talk like a bampot in the school or workplace.

"I believe there is bampottery in this classroom, enemies will be fired out and punishment excerices WILL BE AWARDED!" - Mr O

Bampottery by Ginga Ninja June 16, 2004

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Ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

U dampler, you really run out me in a plookor. I’m finna sent ye joints towards though ballistery.

Ballistery by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023

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ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

If you don’t start doing your chores, Son, I will unfortunately have to send you to a ballistery.

ballistery by Percy Bruer December 30, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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