I wouldn't start by telling her that you actually slept with Rachel. She'd go ballistic and you'd never be able to explain the rest.
by Observer52 August 23, 2005
Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.
Another form of office spacing.
Another form of office spacing.
"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam
"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam
"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam
by Pribs - The One and Only March 24, 2012
A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.
Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.
by Haus of Brosef January 4, 2016
by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017
Sexual act. When a vagina starts to bleed and you stick your thumb in the hole. Especially when you're slapping cheeks in the other hole.
Last night I was slapping rounds in Kaleys ass and she started her period so I Kentucky Ballistic it until I finish cumming.
by Demodonutak May 22, 2021
A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.
John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50
Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!
Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!
by SomeDudeOnAWebsite August 12, 2018
by Black_cheese21 May 22, 2021