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baller's eve 

1. when your ballin' real hard, you out, got money, and you living like its new years eve or something. 2. paid and getting cheese.
you should have gone by the spot last night it was like baller's eve!!!!!
baller's eve by danjo January 27, 2007

baller's cup 

similar to a king's goblet
He drank from his baller's cup.
baller's cup by Bob Cartright December 9, 2007

that’s pretty baller 

commonly used by like middle school boys, baller is used as an adjective. can also be used in a joking manner. basically a synonym for cool.
PERSON A: i heard that we’re gonna blow some stuff up in science today

PERSON B: ah that’d be pretty baller man

PERSON C: look at these shoes *shows picture*

PERSON B: that’s pretty baller man
that’s pretty baller by dawn mason February 10, 2021

baller shades 

shades, or sunglasses, of a particularly baller nature. often expensive shades with a reflective coating are considered most "baller".
person 1: wow i can see myself in your sunglasses

person 2: these aint sunglasses!!! these baller shades!! recognize!

Pre-mature Baller Syndrome 

It is when you started playing Basket ball when your Dad was in his Dad's sack
Habib: Bro do you see Ahmed over there
Kenneth: Yuh
Habib: I think he has mad Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

Baller Spread 

A really big good meal where everyone helps out and enjoys.

DIRECTIONS:
• Put the 15 Top Ramen soups in the trash bag (hold off on adding the seasoning packets).
• Add hot water and let sit. The longer the better as the soup will expand.
• When you open the trash bag all the water should be absorbed by the noodles.
• For best results add two cans of tuna, two cans of smoked oysters, and two cans of smoked clams.
• Add in all 15 Top Ramen seasoning packets at this time.
• Add 6 ounces of mayonnaise.
• Add any type of chips the homies saved from their lunches. (Hot Cheetos are preferred).
• You can get wild and throw in anything else you can steal from the kitchen, for example olives or left over chicken patties.
• Tie the trash bag up containing all the ingredients. Mix it up real good.
• Let stand for ten minutes.
• Bust it open.
• Add to flour tortillas or bread to make good tacos.

No matter what, if you try this at home, for some reason, it never tastes the same as in prison.

Before you eat make sure you say a prayer to bless the food.
Break bread homie, don’t be a cheapskate, we’re putting a spread together. When we make the Baller Spread, everyone pitches in.
Baller Spread by OG Laa-Laa June 1, 2010