balled him up Share definition Flag 'I balled him' is a 1970s slang term meaning, 'I fucked him' I went out with Albert last night and I balled him up in the back seat of his car. balled him up by AlPacino1972 August 3, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the balled him up mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch