ballcupper
A man whose life is devoted to the comfort and pleasure of a higher ranking officer. He spends his free time hating on those who have a real job.
ballcupper by Bitch Rat III October 8, 2008
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Ballpumper
A man who regularly vacuum pumps his scrotum to enlarge the nads and the sac. Ballpumpers are usually also cockpumpers.
Look at the bulge in that guy's jeans! He must be a ballpumper.
That old guy is either a ballpumper or his ticker's not up to the task of clearing edema.
That old guy is either a ballpumper or his ticker's not up to the task of clearing edema.
Ballpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008
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ballcupper • ballcutter • Ballcopter • Ballpumper • BallZapper • ball bumper • Ball bopper • Ball cupping • ball hopper • Ball humper
Ballcutter
The new, latest evolution of the emo subculture. Characterised by the ritual mutilation of the scrotum with a knife. Ballcutters are seen as "hardcore" by their emo contemporaries, as they despise their 'masculinity' so much that they're willing to carve any remnant of it. Although the dangers of ballcutting are many (some of the more serious including sexual dysfunction and infertility), most Ballcutters seem to proceed obliviously, believing these issues pose no real issue to their current sex lives.
Emo Boy: Hey man, are you having your period?
Ballcutter: Dude I'm a guy. You gotta start going to Health class.
Emo Boy: Well why are you bleeding out of your crotch?
Ballcutter: Oh I'm a ballcutter.
Emo Boy: Huh?
Ballcutter: Yeah my parents fully don't understand me, and my teachers don't respect my individuality, so I decided the only way to express myself emotionally was to lacerate my scrotum.
Emo Boy: Wow man, that's deep. You gonna write some poetry about it?
Ballcutter: Pfft. Poetry is for fags. I'm going to take some pictures of my ballsack and stick them on Myspace.
Ballcutter: Dude I'm a guy. You gotta start going to Health class.
Emo Boy: Well why are you bleeding out of your crotch?
Ballcutter: Oh I'm a ballcutter.
Emo Boy: Huh?
Ballcutter: Yeah my parents fully don't understand me, and my teachers don't respect my individuality, so I decided the only way to express myself emotionally was to lacerate my scrotum.
Emo Boy: Wow man, that's deep. You gonna write some poetry about it?
Ballcutter: Pfft. Poetry is for fags. I'm going to take some pictures of my ballsack and stick them on Myspace.
Ballcutter by Harold Hustaffsvenson June 22, 2006
Ballcopter
Kelly was envious of his brothers big balls & long sack often times his brother will swing his ballsack in a circular motion like a helicopter blade, Kellys sister in-law gets turned on by the ballcopter!
Ballcopter by The original ballcopter September 6, 2013
ballcutter
Someone who either cancels plans at the last minute or just flat out bails and doesn't show up for a party etc.
If someone does this, it is said that they "CUT YOUR BALLS OFF." So a ballcutter is someone who cuts your balls off.
If someone does this, it is said that they "CUT YOUR BALLS OFF." So a ballcutter is someone who cuts your balls off.
ballcutter by J McClenahan August 30, 2005
BallZapper
BallZapper by LouDog1786 January 22, 2011
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