Balloonia 

The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.

Kid loses balloon.

Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!

Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!

Balloonia by Really?????? June 30, 2010

ballcuzzi 

Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.

ballcuzzi by irgge5 July 31, 2003

Balloonishness 

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

Balloonishness by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Miss Ballroomit

Miss Ballroomit is a female dancer who is looking for a dance partner but she refuses to dance with someone that is married or in a relationship with another gal. cause she doesn't' want any drama from their wives or girlfriends.

Friend: You are a Miss Ballroomit.
the second friend: I know.

Miss Ballroomit by Sakurakage December 16, 2019

water ballooning 

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

water ballooning by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

balloonimous 

Of or like a balloon.

He had become so completely full of himself; his head was balloonimous.

balloonimous by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

bh ballcuzzi 

When one pisses in another's butthole (bh) and then places their ball sac on the pissed on butthole as the other proceeds to rip ass, providing moist sensational vibrations.

No, broseph, listen to this- last night mah girl gave me a bh ballcuzzi and it was sooo dank I shit all over her chest.

bh ballcuzzi by k-town squared August 25, 2008