Bullcockery 

Suicide by chocking on a bull cock

Feeling his life had no purpose, he committed suicide by means of bullcockery.

Bullcockery by NotSeth666 September 27, 2017

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ballcock 

part in the toilet that lets in the water. also known as a fill valve.

my toilet keeps running. i need to fix the ballcock.

ballcock by plumber rick December 29, 2004

bollocked 

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

bollocked by heffer May 1, 2003

Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.

I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.

Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

Ballsacked 

The sudden moment when you realise how drunk/high you are.

Holy shit, I'm absoloutly ballsacked

Ballsacked by Seshmonster May 30, 2017

ballacked 

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.

My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"

ballacked by Matt Janes August 6, 2006