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Phantom Ball Pain

When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"
"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"
Phantom Ball Pain by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005
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levels of ball pain 

1. The one that you laugh about
2. The one where your like oh shit! but it doesnt really hurt
3. The one were it hurts for a whill but not badly
4. The on that knocks the wind out of you and hurts for the day
5. THE CRIPPLER: The one that changes your life
the levels of ball pain are to sick to reproduce
levels of ball pain by adam and aj January 17, 2008

Unexplained Ball Pain 

a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s testicle(s). The origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue balls. The only cure currently known is masturbation.
Sorry, I’m such a jerk today, Unexplained Ball Pain.

RBP(random ball pain) 

when it happens a random shooting pain goes down to your sack and hurts for a few secounds to a few mins it depends
Person1:ahhh RBP(random ball pain)
Person2:RANDOM BALL PAIN!!!!!!!

Paint Ball'n 

What a woman does while on her menstruation cycle. Term is used to describe the markings made on feminine products
I had to 86 going down on my baby gurl the other night because she was paint ball'n
Paint Ball'n by centercutslayer February 4, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026