a sport invented in the jungles in Africa played by making a net and attaching it to a tree and using a coconut as a ball. was discovered by american explorers and recently brought to the united states. In 2001 a white baseketball player named larry bird finally broke the color barrier. Another rule is must have at least 5 tattoos to participate unless you are white. The only reason the us team is black because the masters forced their slaves to play. amazingly, the greatest basketball player of all time, Brian Scalabrine, is white.

Joe: wanna got play african hand ball?
Deshawn: nah dawg i can't shoot.
Joe: who the fuck cares all you need to do is dunk! look at lebron!

african hand ball by markaroni April 10, 2010

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Ball Sweat Hand

after a long days working placing your hand on your sweaty nut sack and then placing said hand onto someones face.

I gave Talbo a the worst ball sweat hand after i played tennis in a sauna... thats a sweaty, sweaty ball sack

Ball Sweat Hand by Proffesor Jonathan September 14, 2008

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hand ball expert

one whos expertise is handling the male genitalia

he told me i was a handball expert last night.

hand ball expert by ForeverGQ August 27, 2003

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Ball in Hand

In various types of pocket billiards (pool), "ball in hand" refers to a player's right to place the cue ball anywhere on the table. Getting "ball in hand" means that the opposing player (the offending player) committed a foul, an example being a table scratch.

"Ball in hand," he yelled, throwing the cue ball sheepishly on the table after fouling.

Ball in Hand by Giskard July 2, 2004

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