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1.
The Balkans is another way to describe southeast Europe. The region has a combined area of 728,000 km² and a population of around 53 million.The region's name comes from the Balkan mountains which run through the centre of Bulgaria into eastern Serbia.

The region's principal nationalities in the balkans are:
Greeks 11.5 million
Turks 9.2 million (European part of Turkey, Istanbul)
Serbs and Montenegrins 8.9 million
Bulgarians 7 million
Albanians 6 million (2 million of them living in Kosovo, Serbia)
Croats 4.5 million
Bosnians 2.4 million
Macedonians 1.4 million
by Dragan October 07, 2005
 
2.
Of or relating to the Balkan Peninsula or the Balkan Mountains.
by Cool Guy June 04, 2003
 
3.
Having awful control of motor skills. Also, to be very smart but not interact with other people. If you are called a Balkan you are being called unathletic, and a fuckin homosexual jew bagel.
DickCheese- Your a fucking Balkan I hate you.
DickCheese Jr.- Thanks, But your the one who has a small dick and doesn't even sport it.
by C_Grizzly September 12, 2007