baldilocs 

Nickname for someone that is going bald

Lupe asked "Who's hair is all over the ground?" David answered "Oh, that's Timmy ' s hair."
Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!

baldilocs by fallujah_dave May 15, 2014

Baldilocks 

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'

Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.

Baldilocks by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

baldilocks 

Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??

baldilocks by Gelder and Mark July 9, 2005

Baldilocks 

The top of the head has no hair (bald), but the rest of the head is still growing.

Jay admired the pride of the dude who had baldilocks.

Baldilocks by happytk May 7, 2016

baldylocks 

baldylocks = name for a bald headed friend

Derived from the story book name Goldy Locks and used originally in Nottingham, 2003 by Tanner to refer to his follically challenged or shaven headed friends. First used on Jon Eames and later on Random Guy.

Oi Baldylocks, can you get me some ganj this weekend?

baldylocks by Tanner D August 2, 2004

baldylocks 

Commonly refers to someone who has lost his/her hair from chemotherapy. Also refers to someone who has shaved his/her head to raise money for, or to support someone going through cancer treatment.

Baldylocks is happy to have ended cancer treatment.

baldylocks by Baldylocks November 15, 2007

baldlocks 

1. A person with dreadlocks who is balding.
2. The hairstyle of aging trustafarians.

Moonbean's baldlocks possess mystic energies as old as Burning Man 1999.

baldlocks by Richard Russells February 21, 2017