balungous 

Excessively expansive rear end

I cannot wear skinny jeans because my balungous doesn't fit in them.

balungous by Screwie booie February 7, 2010

baldilocs 

Nickname for someone that is going bald

Lupe asked "Who's hair is all over the ground?" David answered "Oh, that's Timmy ' s hair."
Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!

baldilocs by fallujah_dave May 15, 2014

baldicus 

1) Any bald person (usually male) who shines their hairless dome.

2) A bald person who has gained the loathings of the masses.

1) I swear, I saw my reflection on Baldicus' shiny dome!

2) Tonight is Dictator Baldicus' trial.

baldicus by Alex D. da bom January 17, 2007

Ballinous 

a person who exudes ballinosity and would be described to be “ballin” by others.

Snoop Dogg was the Most Ballinous Playa in the room and everyone knew it.

Ballinous by YKTVjusbeinalilballinous June 7, 2021

Baldimus 

That goofy looking fuck who has a disgusting sex pest face. He's only good for befriending if his sister is whipping her puss out at the next lan.

Fuck my son is a baldimus, better drown it.

Baldimus by Elfishguy May 22, 2017

baldingus 

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me

Do be friends with that baldingus he will fuck your mom

baldingus by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017

Balicous 

When you feeling that nice booty

That is balicous

Balicous by Water_boy143 July 18, 2018