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noun. a bald pimp. a bald man one who has laid the foundation for men to follow in accordance with the "bros before hos" rules in regards to the treatment of the female gender
That dude demands his respect. He doesn't have any hair either. He is a total Baldeelocks.
by Bob from Cali May 01, 2008
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