You live life a little more Lux with a bald father. You never hear the word no, you only hear the word maybe, but maybe always means yes.

Bald fathers are a bit more soft spoken but hilarious, which makes a person with bald father energy automatically funny themselves in a witty way. You have to have a bald father to radiate bald father energy.

Bald fathers are also very neat, which reflects on their children. One with bald father is always looking over their shoulder.
“Look at Shauna, she’s so carefree, I wish I was like her.”

“She has a bald father, so it makes sense.”

“Omg YOURE so right, she totally radiates bald father energy.”
by Cityroach November 4, 2021
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