baldness

Baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.

David- "Hey, that's an egg!"
Ron- "No, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!"

by Ordem July 1, 2015

Bald

West Coast Canadian slang for getting so high/stoned/baked off the good ‘ol marijuana/weed/chron/pot/giggle bush, that you feel as though you have suddenly lost all of your body hair, and are now so completely and utterly hairless, that you are able to transcend through the universe and feel complete, once again.

“Whoa man, that weed we smoked last night got me so fucking bald!”

by Big Chiller Jim (J’cB) November 21, 2020

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balding

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.

Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.

by WJENFFNG July 16, 2017

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the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.

bitch i almost died that shit balded me

I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.

Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.

by baldedbabe1993 November 12, 2018

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when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding

"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"

by Zaniel November 29, 2021

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