a bald fucker is a person that has cancer, and has a clean ass head
person 1: lmao look at that bald fucker

person 2: dude chill out, she has stage 4 cancer
by Susextrovert November 18, 2021
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A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.
I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!
by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker February 13, 2011
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