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1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae

2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"

"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
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