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1.
when a male places his scrotum on a females head then procedes to tap his penis in her mouth
hootie hoo, let me balch you!
by rustyfishhook August 13, 2006
 
2.
When making a "That's what she said" joke, balch can be used when the joke works for both genders.
That's what balch said.
by KemicalEnigma April 13, 2011