Bakerism 

A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.

That retard kept making bakerisms when he tried hitting on some girl.

Bakerism by floyd barber May 14, 2011

bakerie

Bakerie is a colloqial term used exclusively in the greater Cleveland Ohio area to describe baked goods or bakery items (such as cookies, cake, pastries, etc.), either homemade or from the bakery establishment itself.

I will bring bakerie to the bake sale.

bakerie by V17 January 7, 2009

bakerism 

In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.

Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!

Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!

bakerism by fhjfksdldfj November 8, 2007

half-bakerism 

Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.

Rick, Elliott, Russell, and Doreen are Half-Bakerists, and thereby involved in Half-Bakerism.

half-bakerism by majorsix March 5, 2018

bakerista 

Mrs. Guy is a bakerista, therefore bakerista means to bakerista.

Mrs. Guy is a bakerista, therefore bakerista means to bakerista.

bakerista by RileyTv April 19, 2016

Bakeress 

(bey-ker-is) -noun
1)A medical person who bakes coconut laden brownies of the 'special' sort.
2)A shoe throwing maniac
3)A jewish woman
4)Someone who works with a poor quality LPN.

Origin: 2008 VA, before 1000 ME bekere

"Gosh, I wish that Bakeress would stop yelling at plants and do some work around here."

Bakeress by Chief Red January 24, 2008