bagpie 

A shrivelled up pair of nuts, usually on an old man.

My husband is turning 87 this year! ya hes got a real set of bagpies

bagpie by BadAussie September 12, 2009

bagpipe wanker 

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016

Reverse bagpiping 

Performing fellatio on yourself in a manner that mimics a musician playing the bagpipes.

As a former musician and gymnast, Steve discovered a natural gift for reverse bagpiping during the malaise of the COVID-19 era.

Reverse bagpiping by Vinay P. April 22, 2021

bagsie 

used in the U.K. to call dibbs, to claim first choice, by saying bagsie you are saying it is yours because you are the first to claim it.

bagsie shotgun (i will sit in the front passenger seat)
bagsie in goal (i will play as goalkeeper)
bagsie yer iphone (i know blackberry is better but if that shit is goin fer free..)

bagsie by nickthetwat May 8, 2010

bearded bagpipes 

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009

Harlem Bagpipe 

When you have your lips sealed around someone's booty hole and they blow a fart hard enough to puff out your cheeks.

"I was eating my girls booty the other day and she gave me the harlem bagpipe"

Harlem Bagpipe by WithaZ November 2, 2018

dirty bagpipes 

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you release a fart simultaneously.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her the dirty bagpipes.

dirty bagpipes by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006