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Plastic Bag of Douche

An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...
"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."

bag of douche 

A clever way of saying douche bag that is commonly used by the comedian Dane Cook. This is much funnier and you will impress your friends with your new slang.
You would say: Karren is a major douche bag.
Dane Cook would say: That Karren is a big bag of douche.
bag of douche by Nick 6111 May 17, 2006

industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.

You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.

see also: douche bag, industrial

synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron
Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!

Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!

Kari: ooh!

bag of douche 

A clever way to call someone a douche bag.
Guy 1: Dude that guy is a douche bag.
Guy 2: No better yet he is a bag of douche.
bag of douche by The Aud Man April 26, 2006

bag of douche 

This is an describing word for someone who looks like he or she should be beat with a hose and thrown in a tank of barracudas. This person usually is wearing a pink popped collared shirt with ripped jeans and big annoying glasses and a knock off of the Livestrong braclets. Besides the clothing they act like they are better than everyone else cause they think they are cool but in reality they suck and everyone hates them even their parents.
Nick is such a bag of douche. He shoudl be shot!
bag of douche by Da Sak September 8, 2006

Big Bag Of Douche 

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco
Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.