bag of crabs

a stinking cesspool of venereal and sexually transmitted diseases. also known as a walking bag of crabs.
that walking bag of crabs left your crib this morning?!? good luck, motherfucker . . .
by avisualperson November 08, 2007
mugGet the bag of crabsmug.

Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs
im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs
by Battlephone October 06, 2009
mugGet the Bag of smashed crabsmug.