The ultimate fair-weather "fan" who is from nowhere near New York but breaks out all the Yankee paraphernalia when the Yankees make the playoffs or win the World Series.
Hey, nice Reggie Jackson jersey, Richard! I had no idea you were a bandwankee!
Riding on the back of a Harley across the country without any reservations.
Badonkeedonk surfing the Ironhorse, stealth camping on the ground and nappy hair for the next 3 weeks! No plans...no reservations (see what I did there?) Look out STURGIS...here comes trouble! GOTTA LOVE IT!