The Badly Named Convention

An annual gaming outlet in upstate NY. RPG's, Wargames, Card Games, Video Games etc.

"I went to The Badly Named Convention last year. It sure was fun."

by Chris Harasta October 6, 2006

Badly Packed Kebab

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

by FatBob May 15, 2003

badly stuffed kebab

A womans vagina that is rather ragged and large with misc bits hanging off it. Urggh

Oooh everybody can see my "badly stuffed" kebab - Jade Goody

by Darkedge August 14, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab

A slack set of Beef Curtains

Shit! U gunna serve Chilli sauce with that badly packed kebab?

by JoeyThePerv May 24, 2007

badly stacked kebab

An untidy vagina, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. Can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.

The Prime Minister's wife delighted and entertained the guests assembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third glass of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.

by Bunkerbuster October 15, 2006

Badly Packed Kebab

A vagina which looks fucking foul with dangly pissflaps and stinks like fuck.

Oh mate, she had a minge like a badly packed kebab..

by M Chantler October 20, 2006