Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.
Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.
Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.
She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab
The mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. When you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased.
Dave: Morning Dave, how'd you get home last night? You could barely stand up.
Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!
Term used to described someone who is pissed.
Look at him, he's totally largered.
Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc
I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce.
A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)
Julian Clary is a peanut buffer
So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.
I was totally monged last night.