A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023
August 5th is national bad bitch day. Send some tits/ass or a dick pic/video to a bad bitch and let em know it's their day!
by Nicki Babygirl August 5, 2022
Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.
by E.Fjortoft June 20, 2007
by Topher1982 February 16, 2023
On June 30th, International Down Bad Day is an unofficial holiday to either jokingly or seriously display the character traits of being a “Down Bad” individual.
“Hey man, are you going to be participating in International Down Bad Day today?”
“Man come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth”
“Man come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth”
by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS June 19, 2023
Dude1: you want to go eat something later?
Dude2: no man, i think i'll skip I'm having a bad food day, I ate all kinds of shitty food today.
Dude1: been there
Dude2: no man, i think i'll skip I'm having a bad food day, I ate all kinds of shitty food today.
Dude1: been there
by FrankieQ7 January 28, 2011
Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022