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bac·u·la·pho·bi·a

An irrational fear of contemporary actor, Scott Bacula.
Eric: "Oh no, my TiVo erased all of Quantum Leap episodes I had saved!"

John: "Quantum Leap gives me the heebe geebees. I cry uncontrollably anytime Scott Bacula is onscreen."

Eric: "You must suffer from Baculaphobia."

John: "Your mom suffers from Baculaphobia! BOOYA!"
by Eric Weichmann January 03, 2007