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A tree made out of bacon, can be used to lubricate your neck while playing Quiditch.
"Oh no!" Said Geoff.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.

HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.
by LOLOCOPTER3000 May 11, 2011

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An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.
Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.
by DieLawn August 29, 2007

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