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baconpunk 

Baconpunk is a subgenre of speculative culinary arts and fashion which came into prominence yesterday. The term denotes works set in an era or world where bacon is still widely used — usually around breakfast-time, and often set in the kitchen or dining room — but with prominent elements of baco-autonomy, such as fictional technological inventions like those found in the works of Michael Kupperman, or real technological developments like the Breakfast Robot occurring at an earlier date. It is often associated with porkcore and shares a similar fanbase and theme of meaty rebellion, but developed as a separate movement (though both have considerable influence on each other). Apart from calories, the main difference between baconpunk and porkcore is that baconpunk settings tend to be less obviously dystopian, eschewing the bleak, exclusively porcine vision of possible breakfasts for an ideal celebrating the baconcentric aesthetic alongside and in tandem with the traditional balanced breakfast.
"Best day ever. I had bacon with breakfast, a turkey and bacon sub for lunch, and bacon bits on my salad at dinner".

"Oh d00d. That is baconpunk, y0".
baconpunk by AlephNought December 30, 2007
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baconplays_121 

baconplays_121 is the name of someone who you would know as someone who is a master of gunslinging and swordfights. A noble person at that.
Dude how are you so good at fighting your like a baconplays_121
baconplays_121 by baconplays July 21, 2023

bacon pony

a person obsessed with drama or chorus. Their favorite show is typically Glee, and they perform in musicals. The "bacon" refers to the singers, while the "pony" refers to the actors. They can be completely annoying!
person 1: Oh my gosh, I hate Daisy. She is such a bacon pony.
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!
bacon pony by Cranberry Applehead November 12, 2010

Baconpendent 

A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!
Baconpendent by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

baconson 

the son of baconman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is another super hero in town...
baconson: loves bacon
BAAAAACOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
baconson by dhusagpfghwiufhufufhydh February 28, 2018

BaconBonus 

When you have completed all your life skills, the God's grant you with the ultimate BaconBonus. Vegetarian wegetarian, You go straight to hell.
Randy has fulfilled the pleasures of our gods because his new haircut, he gets aBACON BONUS.

Sharon has decided to lower her cholesterol for heart attack prevention by cutting back on fatty meats. She will never be granted the [BaconBonus.
BaconBonus by MyBaconskeeper. March 6, 2012

BACONTON COMMUNITY CHARTER SCHOOL BCCS 

A school where folks are dirty-minded and country as fuck!!! If you don't hunt or fish or play football/baseball DoN'T COME HERE!!
I AM IN FUCKING BACONTON COMMUNITY CHARTER SCHOOL BCCS!!!!