When no amount of emotion will measure up, only baconly will suffice.
"Republican: You say you hate what I stand for so much that you can't describe it. I challenge you to at least TRY.
Me: I hate you baconly. Nothing is more supremely intense than baconly. "
Only to be used in situations of positive emotion when speaking of someone you're willing to go ATM with: "I love you baconly. That's a lot of fucking love."