You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!
Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
by El cheeky November 13, 2017
Fat girl that thinks she is so sexy that when she rubs up against you, you get a whiff of her fat smelly cooter.
Yo, that fluff was straight up sportin' the bacon pussy. She was rubbin' up against me and I caught a whiff, damn...bacon.
by john- john the madman April 7, 2009
when a fat, old, ex pregnant or just plain ugly chikka is getting Labiaplasty usually something like the The Barbie a to remove her saggy labia the plastic surgeon uses a surgical laser to cut off her meat flap wings in the process cooking the removed labia turning it into tasty pussy bacon
by bobofdoom March 30, 2015
by Tyrone on the beat June 6, 2017
magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
by A.random.bitch April 12, 2023