backwardism 

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism

"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"

backwardism by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012

Backwardism 

A political ideology that believes in extreme conservatism, and a return to older times. However, unlike anarcho primitivism, backwardism only focuses on the negative parts of preindustrial society.

NO, NO, NO! I'm not an anarcho primitivst NOR a conservative. I believe in backwardism.

Backwardism by taborok February 21, 2022

backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

backwards alphabet by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Lana Backwards 

Just don’t. If u make this joke ur a little shit who is making someone feel bad for something they can’t change. Don’t be a twat leave it!

Hahahaha Lana backwards! So funny! Ur never gonna live this down.

Lana Backwards by Don’t even know mate April 14, 2020

backwards mechanic 

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"

Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.

backwards mechanic by "El Geman Chocolate" April 20, 2017

Lana Backwards 

Listen here, you twelve year old. Just because you found some "clever" thing over the internet doesn't mean you have to type it in. And if you found this without typing it in I apologize that you had to see such cringe.

Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.

Billy The Minecraft Kid: Lel hey what's Lana Backwards?

Mature Man: *sigh*

Lana Backwards by WalkingUrbanDictionary#1 May 26, 2018

Backwards dragon 

Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.

My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.

Backwards dragon by Heather Timm February 10, 2021