mutual back-patting society 

a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos

I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.

mutual back-patting society by noladoc April 26, 2014

putting toothpaste back in the tube 

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

putting toothpaste back in the tube by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Putting the n back in cuts 

What do you think? It means cunts. Cool and normal!

Australien Government: What we're good at managing is a PR campaign to disguise our shitfuckery and make it look like we're helping you... Australien Government: Putting the N back in Cuts!

Putting the n back in cuts by QizheTheNSCDev October 30, 2020

Putting the team on your back 

To score a touchdown with a broken leg. Like Green Bay wide receiver Greg Jennings.

Dawg you gotta be putting the team on your back man, like Greg Jennings!

Putting the team on your back by f-ck you gumby February 27, 2011

Putting the old team back together

Attempting to selvage a scrap of the good old day and hang on to the one thing that made life worth LIVING!!!

im Putting the old team back together "TEAM GO"

Putting the old team back together by CALMOS88 December 11, 2016

putting the band back together

trying to organize friends together during a holiday or break

Friend#1: Are you home for Christmas?
Friend#2: Yeah, why?
Friend#1: We're putting the band back together, maybe rock out one last time.
Friend#2: I'm in, I'll call the others.

putting the band back together by Shack18 July 23, 2008

putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

putting the corn back on the cob by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012