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chicago backhander 

Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.
"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."
chicago backhander by Fiyerman July 28, 2009

toongabbie backhander 

(Australian Slang - Western suburbs)... Reverse hand masturbation. Where the crevice created by the thumb and forefinger becomes the entry point for the bulbous member. Quite common in the western suburbs in Sydney (wanking capital of the world).
I wanted to try something different the other night. Mrs Palmer suggested a Toongabbie Backhander.

California backhander 

The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics
Billy was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.”

backhander

Noun. A bribe, not to be confused with an aggressive action.
(after being pulled over by a policeman for speeding, Granny Pubby has a few tricks up her sleeve...)
"Would a backhander get me out of this trouble, luv?"

Spanish double-backhander shasty 

A squatting position when one has both arms stretched around the back of the thighs, thumbs facing the person performing the S-D-B shasty.
The boys saw a great looking girl on the beach, he quickly reached down and performed a public Spanish double-backhander shasty.

backhander alexander 

a slap using the back of the hand in a violent manner, usually used as a threat and not carried out
"shuttit afore i gi u a backhander alexander"
backhander alexander by Grim D December 15, 2003