moist back door cold front 

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

moist back door cold front by Finish Line October 4, 2022

shut the front door before i slam you out the back 

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

shut the front door before i slam you out the back by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

Backdoor Cold-front 

a Backdoor Cold-front is when you are having sex and a cold breeze crosses your butt.

I was bangin' this chick in the car when I got a backdoor cold-front, my nuts jumped into my throat.

Backdoor Cold-front by Scerino December 31, 2011

backdoor cold-front 

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of a sexual partner while engaged in doggy-style sex.

Things were getting so hot in bed I gave her a backdoor cold-front and really made her scream.

backdoor cold-front by pretentious earthican May 12, 2025

The Old Front Door Backdoor 

When you take someone home after a night out but things start to get hot and heavy during the goodnight kiss which inevitably leads to doggy style/anal sex right in their front doorway.

“Hey dude, how did your date go?”

“Oh man it was was awesome, we had cheeseburgers and when I took her home she wouldn’t let me come inside (hehe) but I got her right there with the old front door backdoor!”

*high-five*

The Old Front Door Backdoor by Link0389 May 12, 2021