by Delray87 December 1, 2011
Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.
Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
by TC Raymond July 21, 2005
While wearing a bomber green condom you Lube a girl's butt up with Hellman's mayonnaise inline her butt cheeks with slaw then violently anally penetrated her
Oh yeah I was back behind the grocery store the other day giving this girl The back door Ballard County slaw dog.
by Cairo Jerry July 12, 2019
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
by Dr. Dirty August 15, 2008
When two men line up anus to anus. The men then pivot on the right butt cheek of one man, and the left butt cheek of the other. They crawl apart as though they are a barn door opening. Then a third man anally penetrates the two men one after another.
Workout bro: Yo how's the barn door back coming along?
Sexual deviant: I'm still looking for two more guys.
Sexual deviant: I'm still looking for two more guys.
by Barndoor bro June 25, 2017
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
by dtanger22 August 7, 2010
A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.
Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.
Person:2 -Why would I believe you.
Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.
Person:2- Get over yourselves.
Person:2 -Why would I believe you.
Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.
Person:2- Get over yourselves.
by Who would have thought!! February 28, 2012