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1.
To break something simple; To fail at a simple task;
Father really bachered the coffee machine, now he cant use the old irish coffee trick to get his new dumpstitute to give up her hymanus.
by Whats not to accept December 24, 2009
 
2.
to insert a dotted half note into a females vagina and a treble clef in the anus.
I bet Ms. Christman goes crazy for the bacher.
by George Alohombro May 01, 2006