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1.
An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.
I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.
by Frazer Nash September 03, 2009
 
2.
The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.
MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
by psuedoben November 24, 2008