unwanted babyprank 

when one is in someone elses house, and finds the condom stash and pokes a hole threw every condom with a needle, ultamately making the one using the condoms to have as many unwanted babies as he has girls in bed.

jim:hey bob I did the unwanted babyprank on tom last night
bob:OMGZOR he is going to be so fucked up

unwanted babyprank by venusofdoom May 20, 2007

babypunk 

A young person, of about 12-15, who is a punk. He will typically be a bamf of the highest degree and have a lot of older punk friends. He will like good old school punk music and wear docs. He is probably just starting getting into punk and will therefore be a wee bit malleable and must be taken care of, because he is a national fucking treasure.

Your dickhead tool friend: "Hey bro wanna hang out tomorrow?"

You: "Nah I will be hanging out with my babypunk friend...ALL DAY E'RYDAY, because he's far cooler and more hardcore than you."

Your dickhead tool friend: "I accept that and know it to be true."

babypunk by Phantomkate November 21, 2011

Babycrack 

A small white child with no skateboarding skillz, sucks at photography and always wears corduroys and flannels. Also known as a scrub. No girl, no car and might possibly be addicted to crack.

Kid 1: "Dude, when are you gonna get a new car, a girl, a job and start puberty?

Kid 2: "No bigs bra. You know."

Kid 1: "Psh, okay Zak Depiero."

Kid 2: "My name is babycrack!"

Babycrack by I Killed a Hooker Once December 13, 2009

d'babystank 

To announce that an infant has filled his diaper with some awfully foul smelling poop.

"Hey Cheryl, what up wit' Ikeem, he got some serious d'babystank, yo!

d'babystank by Frootilicious January 22, 2008

babycracker 

One who is the child of ytcracker, and being still yet of age considered a "baby".

See also wifeycracker.

ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that!

babycracker by stang October 27, 2004

BabyGrand 

The most beautiful girl in the world. Simply perfect.

1- BabyGrand...
2- Yeah?
1- I love you.

BabyGrand by babygrandlover July 10, 2009

babycranked 

a word describing goods or apparel made in a third world factory by young children.

andy: you know this suit was babycranked
coco: i do love you in a babycranked suit, andy.

babycranked by Theo Dies February 4, 2012