baby pants

Really, really small pants.

Holy gerund! You are wearing baby pants!

I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery!

I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 11, 2005

Baby pant

When a person is such a baby, that their babiness level of being a baby is immeasurable by baby standards.

Did you see Laura today? She is such an F'in baby pants!

by Truthdoctorjd April 20, 2018

pants babies

semen generated without the removal of pants as the result of something extremely arousing.

dood, did you see that hottie? i made pants babies just looking at her!

by fjsnakeskin March 26, 2008