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vamp baby 

a word you use to define your vamp s/o
Josh: bro what is your girlfriend
Hase: thats my vamp baby
vamp baby by tyquan the dino June 9, 2022

vampire baby 

noun. any sort of uncomfortable, irritation in the stomach region, i.e. constipation, stomach ache, gas, that is irritating enough to audibly draw attention to one's pain. The usage of vampire baby is especially appropriate if someone's bloated enough to have a physical protrusion of the abdomen area.
I have to go to the bathroom so bad! I can't wait to get this vampire baby out of me.

My vampire baby is really irritating me right now.
vampire baby by Spiderlashes July 17, 2011