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Trapper keeper baby 

When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.
I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.
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Baby Tripper 

Someone who watches over someone else who is having a trip on some sort of hard drug.

A babysitter for someone who is tripping.
If you're worried about trying LSD for the first time, you should get a baby tripper.

Ryan's never done DXM before, so he had Andy keep an eye on him. He'd heard that Andy's a good baby tripper.

baby-trapped 

to be held down against your will for fear of waking the baby that has just fallen sleep on you or in your arms.
"I really wanted to change the channel, but i was baby-trapped and couldn't reach the remote."
baby-trapped by JayTee24 March 16, 2015

Baby tripper 

One who is still a virgin in the eyes of intoxication to the point of no return. Once you close your eyes you see a barrage of shapes twirling circular motions towards your retina while slowly entering your cerebral cortex and slowly begin to realize that you are not you in human form, but in fact you are a baby. Basically, a nice way to say you can't hang.
If you're reading this and tripping out, you are probably a baby tripper.
Baby tripper by lolyeaok August 30, 2012

Baby trapped 

No, I was getting to it.
Hym "Baby trapped by a MASCULINE woman! A LITERAL female body builder! That's called BEING A FAGGOT! FAGGOOOOOOT! FAGGOT AND A FRAUD! Call it the Faggot and Fraud podcast from now on. Official campion of the redpill space: Hym Iam with his submissions of BOTH 'Critical Fat-Cock Theory' AND 'Andrew Tate the Imaginary Frankenstein!' Thank you very much everybody! I accept this award with pride and I just want all of you to know that I wouldn't be better than all of you if you all weren't fucking retarded. Thanks everybody! Let's have a round of applause"👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Baby trapped by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

babytripper

One who supervises a tripped-out colleague in order to prevent severe damage to either the aforementioned colleague or the immediate area around said colleague
Dude, it'll be fine. I've got a babytripper with me.
babytripper by loopy mctrip August 10, 2009

babytapper 

One who constantly creeps on chicks that are minors.

It also means "SEXUAL PREDATOR".
"look at nightstalker creepin on them underagers..."
"what a BABYTAPPER MUAHAHAHAH"
babytapper by St.NorbsParty920 January 17, 2011