baby unicorn tears

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

by newsvava February 13, 2009

baby jesus tears

A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.

When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.

Q: Shots?

A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.

by rump a dump dump I'm drunk April 21, 2011