pre-baby puppy 

a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.

The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.

Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.

pre-baby puppy by tylr83 April 13, 2011

tiny baby puppy paws 

The ultimate cure for depression. Say it with tears streaming down your face and they will purify your s o u l.

"Hey man why're you crying??"
"My dog is just died"
"Just say tiny baby puppy paws and you'll be fine you weak bitch"
"it worked, hazzah!!"

tiny baby puppy paws by raptornoise July 7, 2017

puppy monkey baby 

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.

That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.

puppy monkey baby by brony_pony_117 September 23, 2016

Puppy monkey baby 

A puppy. A monkey. A baby. Made famous during Super Bowl 50.

"Hey, is that a puppy? Or a monkey? Or a baby?"

"I think it's a puppy monkey baby"

Puppy monkey baby by August T September 22, 2016

puppy monkey baby 

Puppy monkey baby is a creature that is one third puppy, one third monkey, and one third baby. Puppy monkey baby first appeared on a Mountain Dew commercial during the 50th Superbowl. While this creature has creeped out, horrified, and generally unsettled a large audience, many find the puppy monkey baby (abbreviated as PMB) very cute, funny, and charming.

Person 1: Did you see that Mountain Dew Commercial?
Person 2: The one with the puppy monkey baby???
Person 1: Yeah! Wasn't it sooo cute?
Person 2: Ew! No!
Person 1: Eh, well, Adina Porter likes it.

puppy monkey baby by HonestDefinitionsMostly May 12, 2016

puppy monkey baby 

A super bowl 50 Mountain Dew commercial that is fun to say but hell to hear.

Hey mom, guess what? Puppy monkey baby!

puppy monkey baby by That random dude September 22, 2016

puppy monkey baby 

A curiously cute animal that brings drinks into the room.

Your puppy monkey baby always has the best mountain dews.

puppy monkey baby by br00t4l September 12, 2016