Baby Giraffe 

A person who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Dude, you're a Baby Giraffe

Baby Giraffe by Yeetyeetyeetyah May 20, 2021

baby giraffe 

the stick thin and freakishly tall adolescent girl creatures who actually work in the fashion industry in print and runway (as opposed to normally proportioned adult females who lug modeling portfolios but work as waiters) they can often be found in little clusters along 7th avenue in manhattan, taking in sustenance and trying to avoid predators wherever zero calorie snacks are sold.

Does your building have an agency in it or something? I was almost trampled by a herd of baby giraffes in the lobby.

baby giraffe by Phineas T April 24, 2009

baby giraffe 

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.

I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.

baby giraffe by ant August 4, 2004

baby giraffing 

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

baby giraffing by pbstell April 14, 2014

baby giraffe 

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude

baby giraffe by Juicy_Fruit_Snacks May 26, 2021

baby giraffe 

being so drunk that while walking you resemble a newly born giraffe

scott you were smashed on the weekend , you were walking around like a baby giraffe

baby giraffe by supergmoney87 September 9, 2011

baby giraffe syndrome 

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.

2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."

Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."

Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.

Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."

baby giraffe syndrome by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010