These tiny aquatic animals have evolved to be born with diaper; urine stains inhabit their fluffy white diapers. The only problem is that these baby diaper elephants have devoloped a taste for human flesh. At the stroke of midnight they prowl the columbian streets of venezuela, searching for thier next victim. They tend to go for the small fat african american children. The children spill milk and honey attracting the baby diaper elephants, which travel in packs. They first kill their victims by injecting them wiht a potent toxin, which is stored in their tusks. Which embolizes the victim, they always start at the toes and work their way up. The baby diaper elephants have no skin; they search for human skin to replace their rotting flesh. The baby diaper elephant has a foul odor, which attracts the oppostie sex, which is used for mating with other baby diaper elephants. The odor of the baby diaper elephant can be described as a mixture of feces limburger cheese and sweaty feet. The columbian Government has tried to keep these putrid beasts under raps but word of mouth has caused a stampede of controversy. The first military base dedicated to the study of the baby diaper elephant was established in 1973 about 1-kagillion years ago in 1997. The first fatality caused by the baby diaper elephant was Juan Stinkeranzo of Madagascar. He was found dead with his skin ripped off in his million-dollar bungalow in New Yorn city, California. The putrid stench had left a huge imprint in our hearts and soul; we send our deepest sympathies to his family Maria and Jose Stinkeranzo who both wish to remain anonymous.
by Ryan, Sean, And Nick February 13, 2006
A man who has matured in years, but not in an emotional sense. If his inflated, fragile ego is crossed, he looks like he might have a crying fit, or might lapse into silent-treatment mode, or have an embarrassing tantrum in one way or another, not unlike that of an infant or a small child.
Usually the cause of his 'distress' is his significant other when she (or he) is not dedicating 100 percent of her (or his) time and attention to to the Diaper Baby. Sometimes 99.9 percent of time, attention, and flattery is not enough for a Diaper Baby. His infantile disposition can also be triggered by unpleasant yet petty and otherwise insignificant interactions with others, such as with co-workers; when receiving unsatisfactory customer service; when his dog doesn't gaze at him with a look of unconditional love 24/7, etc....
Usually the cause of his 'distress' is his significant other when she (or he) is not dedicating 100 percent of her (or his) time and attention to to the Diaper Baby. Sometimes 99.9 percent of time, attention, and flattery is not enough for a Diaper Baby. His infantile disposition can also be triggered by unpleasant yet petty and otherwise insignificant interactions with others, such as with co-workers; when receiving unsatisfactory customer service; when his dog doesn't gaze at him with a look of unconditional love 24/7, etc....
Husband: We should go out for dinner tonight. You deserve a break from all of this stress and I would love to treat you to something nice. Just us two, alone. I miss you honey. I need your love.
Wife: Sorry I've been gone all day, but I need to stay home and call people to let them know my mother just died. I also need to make her funeral arrangements. There's alot for me to deal with right now.
Husband: You never want to do anything with me!!! You don't care about me. You never did! This marriage is a joke!
You're only in it for the money!
Wife: I make more money than you and we went out three times this week before my mother died this morning.
Husband: I don't want to hear it! You don't love me. You never loved me!!!!
Wife: (to herself) Oh god, he's being an F'ing Diaper Baby again.
Wife: Sorry I've been gone all day, but I need to stay home and call people to let them know my mother just died. I also need to make her funeral arrangements. There's alot for me to deal with right now.
Husband: You never want to do anything with me!!! You don't care about me. You never did! This marriage is a joke!
You're only in it for the money!
Wife: I make more money than you and we went out three times this week before my mother died this morning.
Husband: I don't want to hear it! You don't love me. You never loved me!!!!
Wife: (to herself) Oh god, he's being an F'ing Diaper Baby again.
by oscar t.g. September 6, 2011
Teenagers who usually wear cut-off camo toughman gloves. They make fun of scene kids even though they are scene-core as HELL.
They enjoy wearing straight-legged Levi jeans w/ skate shoes and shirts of bands that they don't even listen to or can't name any one of their songs. Also wears a camo mosh hat everyday.
Also known for complaining about every little thing and being very sensitive.
They enjoy wearing straight-legged Levi jeans w/ skate shoes and shirts of bands that they don't even listen to or can't name any one of their songs. Also wears a camo mosh hat everyday.
Also known for complaining about every little thing and being very sensitive.
He's such a diaper baby that he sucks at life.
by Scrotus June 13, 2006
This is an expression, largely used in New York City, for baby boomer children of avowed American communists. It became the title of a one-man show in New York by Josh Kornbluth in 2000.
When the guy knew all the words to a Russian political song, I realized he must be a red diaper baby.
by Bill Overton June 26, 2006
“Are you… a poopy diaper baby??”
by Vanessa…que May 7, 2022
The absolute WORST word you can call somebody. This word is worse that Poopy Head! If a federal agent catches you saying this, they will shoot you on the spot and nuke the entire world.
Friend: Fuck you, your a peice of shit.
You: Your a stinky diaper baby.
Friend: (Fucking explodes)
Federal Agent: (Fucking shoots you and nukes the whole world)
You: Your a stinky diaper baby.
Friend: (Fucking explodes)
Federal Agent: (Fucking shoots you and nukes the whole world)
by Some random middle aged guy November 1, 2023
"...I knew Rorty a little; he was a shy and gentle man, a red-diaper baby who grew up to be a bird-watcher and a savorer of Proust and Kant in their original languages."
(from RICHARD RORTY’S PHILOSOPHICAL ARGUMENT FOR NATIONAL PRIDE by Stephen Metcalf)
(from RICHARD RORTY’S PHILOSOPHICAL ARGUMENT FOR NATIONAL PRIDE by Stephen Metcalf)
by Prasub January 11, 2017