(noun) A small penis.
Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!
by Kelly Keller November 09, 2005
Top Definition
a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis
He has a baby carrot.
What did Baby carrot say?
by KellyAnn August 17, 2006
Carrots that have regressed to infancy.
Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
by coreyoyea March 27, 2008
A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.
Baby carrots are turning me gay!
by PossumCuber December 07, 2009
A woman with a really nice ass, whose ass in turn you would be willing to eat baby carrots out of.
Omg Jim I would eat baby carrots out of that girl's ass...

Or if at work at your retail job, it can be a code word. Say "hey Darryl, baby carrots, aisle 26."
by jmac6389 May 29, 2014
A small, baby penis. Usually under a 9 inch standard and often found in places where a "Peta" member is.
I saw that guy nearly get his babycarrot taken away by that girl's pussy monster.
by MuppetMania December 11, 2011
An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size
Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.
by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014
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