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B00bens is the term used exclusively by the most 1337 of 1337 people when speaking about breasts.
Same as boobens
Mat and Cass are da masters of da b00bens!
Mat has t0it man-b00bens, Cass has 1337 fuX0r-w0r7hy b00bens.
by Mat Grant & Cass McKenna July 15, 2004

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