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Verb: The process of spraying Axe in use of bathing. Commonly used by lazy people and Deusche bags.
Eric's Axing is getting on people's nerves.
Axing by RedHeirloom May 17, 2009
The act of walking up to a door late at night, slamming an axe into it with all your strength, and leaving it there.
"I'm going axing tonight."
axing by Squeed July 2, 2006

axing the weasel 

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
axing the weasel by CSM April 23, 2005

Axing Out 

when someone manipulative gaslights you and fails miserably, and then gets upset when you call them out, they are axing out.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN! I NEVER EVEN GASLIT YOU!
Bro you are totally axing out rn.
Axing Out by cooldude69pro August 9, 2024

Double-Fisted Battle Axing 

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

slam axing 

Aw man! That's slam axing!!
slam axing by DD28 June 2, 2017